i haven’t worn anything but this hoodie in 234 days
all jean outfit (or, joutfit)
somebody’s step dad at like, chili’s
forest lesbian. you know.
feel free to add more
50′s greaser complete with motercycle
business twink
beach grandpa
jeff goldblum
folk singer who plays banjo and is also a vampire
swashbuckling knave
hipster barista in a beanie that everyone has had a crush on probably
dapper necromancer
twenties jazz club singer (with top hat)
mysterious figure in the corner of a cafe on a rainy day with their hat brim pulled low and a cold, half-finished cup of coffee sitting on the table in front of them, forgotten
I had my ups and downs, but I always find the inner strength to pull myself up. I was served lemons, but I made lemonade. My grandma said “Nothing real can be threatened.” True love brought salvation back into me. With every tear came redemption and my torturers became my remedy. So we’re gonna heal. We’re gonna start again. You’ve brought the orchestra, synchronized swimmers. BEYONCÉ − Lemonade (2016)
*walks up to a pair of dysfunctional parents* so which one of you is passively resigned to your stressful, unfulfilled life and would be much happier if you weren’t married and which one of you is the toxic destructive monster with a sad backstory
Oh my god, this is going on my list along with doesthedogdie.com
Holy shit that’s useful
I probably won’t find myself using this but for my followers: if you can’t handle this shit, USE THIS. If you think a movie or tv show may be hard to watch, do your homework.